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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4478 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 246 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 448 |
Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?
But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!