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KidzCraftHideout
Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent! -
ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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KinkShyGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft from your significant other? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone embraces their kinks and builds whatever the heck they want! From BDSM-themed dungeons to pixelated strip clubs, there’s no judgment here, just pure, unadulterated creativity. So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world! -
No entry for bro – Minecraft server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
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Blocky Hideout – Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secret stash of porn pics safe from prying eyes? Look no further! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your questionable content remains hidden from nosy spouses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of keeping your digital secrets safe. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden vault in the server where you can store all your NSFW goodies without fear of discovery. So come on over and let your pixelated freak flag fly! -
Slowly Searches Gun Drawn Protagonist – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to defeat the villain is by making your own kind of music! Picture this: you, armed with a diamond sword, sneaking through a creepy house filled with traps and secrets. Suddenly, a 60’s pop hit blares from an old record player, giving away your position to the villain. But fear not, for your music-making skills will lead you to victory!Join our server for a chance to face off against evil masterminds, uncover hidden treasures, and jam out to some groovy tunes along the way. Who needs traditional weapons when you have the power of music on your side? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!
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Whispering Pines SMP
[SMP] [No land claiming] [PVP] [Not anarchy!]
Hello we are a 3 year running survival smp server, just updated to 1.21 with a map reset, all new players welcome. This is the closest you’ll get to simple survival, where our aim is to keep things simplistic and fun, server has many features. Come and join, it’s just like old times! Rules: 1]Be polite and nice to everyone. 2]Swearing is allowed but be moderate, younger people play here too. 3]Griefing and PVP is ALLOWED! It’s your job to run and hide your stuff. Grow up.(Does not mean you can grief spawn). 4]Hacking or exploiting is not allowed. GIVE US A CHANCE! WE WONT DISSAPOINT!
31.214.161.7:26278
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SnackHideout Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is a serious business! Just like in this wild family drama, you’ll have to protect your precious snacks from sneaky snack thieves like my dad (40sm) who will stop at nothing to steal your treats.Join our server and experience the thrill of hiding your snacks in secret locations, like closets or underground bunkers, to keep them safe from hungry raiders. Will you be able to outsmart your fellow players and keep your snacks all to yourself? Only time will tell!
But beware, just like in real life, there are no guarantees when it comes to snack sharing. You might find yourself in a heated debate with your friends over whether snacks are meant to be shared or kept all to yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
So come join our server and embark on a snack-filled adventure like no other. Just remember, if you aggressively name call anyone over their snack preferences, you might just find yourself banned from the server. Let’s keep it civil, folks!
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Pink Pill Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hiding your true self behind a facade of masculinity? Do you feel like your clothes are just a shell covering up your fabulous soul? Well, it’s time to break free and let your inner diva shine on our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we answer the call of Mother Aphrodite and embrace our feminine side. Let your inner beauty radiate and bask in the glory of her Heavenly Garden. Who needs armor when you have the power of fabulousness on your side? Join us now and let’s slay together, darling! -
HoardCraft: Secret Stash
Are you hoarding diamonds like a dragon hoards gold? Are you stockpiling obsidian like it’s the end of the world? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we encourage hoarding! In fact, the more you hoard, the more respected you are in our community.Join us and show off your impressive collection of rare items. Build a fortress made entirely out of emerald blocks or create a farm with more animals than Noah’s Ark. The possibilities are endless when it comes to hoarding on our server.
But be warned, there are rumors of a legendary player who has hoarded so much TNT that they could blow up the entire server with just one click. Will you be able to challenge their hoarding supremacy? Join now and find out!