Hiding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Footprint Odyssey 1.20.1

taboo, fetishism, Hiding, Footprint, sexual preferences

OMG, so like, join this Minecraft server if your parents find out you’re a foot fag because we have a whole foot fetish village where you can build toe-tally awesome houses and worship feet like the weirdo you are! Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as a foot slave to our admin, who has the most beautiful feet you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on this foot-tastic adventure, join now and step into a world of weirdness!

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Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Pursuit, Capture, Conspiracy, escape plan, Disappearance

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

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Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

homo, rapist, rapist homo, thug black balls, THUG

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

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Pixelated Paranormal Minecraft Server

footage, Server, embarrassed, apartment block, Surveillance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a naked man running through an apartment building? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the security cameras can’t keep up! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s always ready to lend a hand (or a pair of pants). Don’t be shy, come join the fun!

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The Bed Hider Minecraft SMP

BEDROOM, fright, hider., Hiding, under

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “She” and she’s hiding under your bed! That’s right, every time you log on, you never know if she’s going to pop out and give you a scare. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this priceless loot?

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to check under your bed before logging on!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Hiding, Extermination, pest control services, bug control, PALS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is infested with cockroaches! That’s right, these little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and build your empire. But don’t worry, our exterminator Jeet is on the case. He may not have found the cockroaches yet, but he’s determined to rid our server of these pesky pests. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming at the same time!

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TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

unexpected, funny, Server, Screen, Entertainment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

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Comfy Neo’s Minecraft Server

perfect life, Hiding, 1000% better, Minecraft, NEOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Are you tired of living a boring, regular life in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then join our server and wake up to a whole new reality! Forget about building houses and farming crops, come live in the sewers like a true rebel. Eat slop, hide like a rat, and embrace the chaos of the real world! Trust us, it’s 1000% better than your comfy, perfect life. So what are you waiting for, NEO? Wake up and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

Identity, Minecraft, repression, Server, acceptance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

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Bedrock Boogeyman

Darkness, Terror, Scary, under the bed, fear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

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