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The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Votes:	1912	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	95
Towns Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5012	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1766	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	637	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7463

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Votes:	2654
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!