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QuietCraft: The Hungry Miner’s Hideaway

Ambiance, atmosphere, Calm, Concept, Cozy, Dining, Elegant, exclusive, Food, Hideaway, Hungry, INTIMATE, menu, miners, name.., Peaceful, Quiet, QuietCraft, Restaurant, Serene, SOPHISTICATED, Tranquil, Unique, Upscale

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	2192	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.

once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.

BlazeVR

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Cozy, Cross-Play, DECORATE, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Friends, Hideaway, home, Journey, landscapes, minecraft universe, PvP, questcraft, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Teleport, Vanilla, virtual reality, Vivecraft, voice chat, vr

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7455
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft adventure! Get ready to explore a world where you can play on a regular screen or with cool VR headsets like QuestCraft and ViveCraft. Whether you’re using virtual reality or playing on your computer or console, the fun never ends!Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and survive together with your friends! Our server is all about teamwork and having a blast.Stay connected with your buddies through our easy voice chat. Need to meet up with them? Just ask to teleport with /tpa, and you’ll be right there beside them in no time!And the best part? You can create your very own cozy home sweet home with the command /sethome, home! Decorate it however you like and make it your perfect hideaway in the Minecraft universe.So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our amazing VR Minecraft journey, where excitement and adventure await around every corner!

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BlazeVR [BRAND NEW | VR | VOICECHAT | HIRING] Bedrock + Java

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Computer, console, Friends, Hideaway, Hiring, home, java, landscapes, questcraft, Semivanilla, smp, Structures, Survival, SURVIVE, teamwork, Teleport, virtual reality, Vivecraft, voice chat, Voicechat, vr, Vrsupport

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	273
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft adventure! Get ready to explore a world where you can play on a regular screen or with cool VR headsets like QuestCraft and ViveCraft. Whether you’re using virtual reality or playing on your computer or console, the fun never ends!

Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and survive together with your friends! Our server is all about teamwork and having a blast.

Stay connected with your buddies through our easy voice chat. Need to meet up with them? Just ask to teleport with /tpa, and you’ll be right there beside them in no time!

And the best part? You can create your very own cozy home sweet home with the command /sethome, home! Decorate it however you like and make it your perfect hideaway in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our amazing VR Minecraft journey, where excitement and adventure await around every corner!

blaze.obliv.us:25566

Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

Afk, ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Caution, Community, concern, Craft, emergency, found, Help, Hideaway, hoholina, Hoholinas, look out, Lost, missing, missing person, Pets, Precaution, Protection, Report, Safety, safety first, search, watchful

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ores Mined:	3478	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	624191
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	217	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition