Hideaway Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Secrets Hideaway 1.20.1

1.20.1, Communication, concealed truths, confessing secrets, confidential matters, confidentiality, disclosing secrets, hidden truths, Hideaway, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, keeping secrets, let ‘em out, mystic, open up, Openness, private information, revealing secrets, revealing the truth, Secrets, sharing secrets, Trust, truth telling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, like seriously, who knows what you’ll find?!

Unleash your inner explorer and uncover the mysteries lurking beneath the surface of our world.

But beware, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the secrets run wild!

QuietCraft: The Hungry Miner’s Hideaway

Ambiance, atmosphere, Calm, Concept, Cozy, Dining, Elegant, exclusive, Food, Hideaway, Hungry, INTIMATE, menu, miners, name.., Peaceful, Quiet, QuietCraft, Restaurant, Serene, SOPHISTICATED, Tranquil, Unique, Upscale

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.

once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.

BlazeVR

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Cozy, Cross-Play, DECORATE, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Friends, Hideaway, home, Journey, landscapes, minecraft universe, PvP, questcraft, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Teleport, Vanilla, virtual reality, Vivecraft, voice chat, vr

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft adventure! Get ready to explore a world where you can play on a regular screen or with cool VR headsets like QuestCraft and ViveCraft. Whether you’re using virtual reality or playing on your computer or console, the fun never ends!Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and survive together with your friends! Our server is all about teamwork and having a blast.Stay connected with your buddies through our easy voice chat. Need to meet up with them? Just ask to teleport with /tpa, and you’ll be right there beside them in no time!And the best part? You can create your very own cozy home sweet home with the command /sethome, home! Decorate it however you like and make it your perfect hideaway in the Minecraft universe.So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our amazing VR Minecraft journey, where excitement and adventure await around every corner!

blaze.obliv.us:25566

BlazeVR [BRAND NEW | VR | VOICECHAT | HIRING] Bedrock + Java

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Computer, console, Friends, Hideaway, Hiring, home, java, landscapes, questcraft, Semivanilla, smp, Structures, Survival, SURVIVE, teamwork, Teleport, virtual reality, Vivecraft, voice chat, Voicechat, vr, Vrsupport

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

For bedrock use port 19133

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft adventure! Get ready to explore a world where you can play on a regular screen or with cool VR headsets like QuestCraft and ViveCraft. Whether you’re using virtual reality or playing on your computer or console, the fun never ends!

Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and survive together with your friends! Our server is all about teamwork and having a blast.

Stay connected with your buddies through our easy voice chat. Need to meet up with them? Just ask to teleport with /tpa, and you’ll be right there beside them in no time!

And the best part? You can create your very own cozy home sweet home with the command /sethome, home! Decorate it however you like and make it your perfect hideaway in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our amazing VR Minecraft journey, where excitement and adventure await around every corner!

blaze.obliv.us:25566

Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

Afk, ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Caution, Community, concern, Craft, emergency, found, Help, Hideaway, hoholina, Hoholinas, look out, Lost, missing, missing person, Pets, Precaution, Protection, Report, Safety, safety first, search, watchful

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Votes:	3339
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

MCrashCraft Network

admins, Adventure, Anarchy, anarchy server, Community, Competitions, Cooperative, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Gaming, Griefing, Immersive, MCrashCraft Network, Minecraft, Moderators, Private SMP Server, PvP, Raiding, Subscribed Members, Survival, survival server, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant, Xbox

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the **MCrashCraft Network**, a unique and immersive Minecraft gaming experience that transcends the boundaries of platforms. Our network is a true cross-platform haven, where players from all devices can come together and engage in the thrilling world of Minecraft.

For our console players, we have made the process of joining our network as simple as favoriting the Xbox Gamertag **RealMCrashCraft**. This seamless integration allows console players to dive straight into the action without any unnecessary complications.

Our network boasts a variety of servers, each offering a distinct Minecraft experience. Our **Survival Server** is perfect for those who enjoy the classic Minecraft gameplay. Here, you can gather resources, build structures, and survive against the elements and creatures of the night.

For those seeking a more challenging and unrestricted experience, our **Anarchy Server** is the perfect fit. Modeled after the infamous 2b2t server, it offers a lawless environment where anything goes. It’s a test of survival skills in a world where alliances are fragile, and power is the only law.

We also offer a **Private SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Server** for our subscribed members. This server provides a safe and controlled environment for players who prefer a more cooperative and community-driven experience. To maintain this environment and prevent griefers, access to this server is subscription-based.

The MCrashCraft Network is more than just a collection of servers; it’s a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts. We host regular events, competitions, and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Our dedicated team of moderators and admins work tirelessly to ensure a fair and fun experience for all players.

Join us at MCrashCraft Network, where every block placed, every enemy defeated, and every structure built writes a new story in our ever-evolving Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something for you here at MCrashCraft Network. Your next adventure awaits!

Play.MCrashCraft.com

GalaxyQube 1.20.4 Prison BoxPvP

Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Cosmic Arena, Crates, Customization, Daily Objectives, Donor Ranks, Essentials, Exploration, Forge Alliances, Galaxy, GalaxyQube, Immersive, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, PvP battles, Stars, strategy, Tiered Progression

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3371	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	6876	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

🌌 Welcome to GalaxyQube – Where Infinite Adventures Await! 🌌

🚀 Connect now at play.galaxyqube.com and dive into our immersive world!

Embark on an epic journey through the stars with GalaxyQube, the ultimate BoxPVP experience in the Minecraft universe! Dive into our immersive world where every corner is brimming with excitement, challenges, and endless fun!

🌟 Experience Tiered Progression: Ascend through the cosmic ranks and unlock a treasure trove of new gear and items! Each tier brings access to powerful weapons, armor, and tools, allowing you to dominate the battlefield like never before.

🔍 Daily Objectives: Take on daily objectives focused on gathering resources and completing running tasks! From mining valuable ores to traversing challenging obstacles, every objective completed brings you closer to exclusive rewards and bonuses.

🔧 Customize Your Experience: Tailor your gameplay with a wide array of customizable features! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a novice explorer, GalaxyQube offers endless opportunities for personalization to suit your playstyle.

🚀 Enter the Cosmic Arena: Step into our flagship arena, a mesmerizing cosmic battleground where legends are forged and champions rise! With its stunning visuals and dynamic terrain, every match is an adrenaline-fueled adventure.

⚔️ Master the Art of PvP: Test your skills against fellow adventurers in heart-pounding PvP battles! With our optimized gameplay mechanics, every fight is a chance to prove your prowess and rise to the top of the leaderboard.

👫 Forge Alliances: Join forces with fellow adventurers and form alliances to conquer the cosmos together! With teamwork and strategy, anything is possible in GalaxyQube.

🎉 Join the GalaxyQube Community: Immerse yourself in a vibrant community of like-minded gamers who share your passion for adventure! Forge friendships, share experiences, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

🎁 Discover Crates: Unveil treasures beyond your wildest dreams with our crate system! Earn keys through gameplay or purchase them to unlock valuable rewards and upgrades.

💎 Unlock Donor Ranks: Gain access to exclusive perks and privileges by becoming a GalaxyQube donor! Elevate your gameplay with enhanced abilities, rare cosmetics, and more!

Connect to GalaxyQube now and embark on a journey beyond the stars! Your destiny awaits among the galaxies.

play.galaxyqube.com

Surviving CoronaCraft: Forget vanilla, we’re all about that extra 6 feet apart spice! #SociallyDistant

4 years old, Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Discord, Donors, Events, EXTRA, Farms, feet, forget, Giveaways, Grief Prevention, new members, Roles, Season, smp, SociallyDistant, Spice, Stream, Surviving, technical player, theft prevention, Uptime, Vanilla, vanilla feel, Videos, Website

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	1057
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	83
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	3301
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based SMP
Number of Members	Around 120 members
Server Age	Almost 4 years old
Current Season	Started 4 months ago

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay

Join Us:

Check out our website here or join our discord here.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our website or joining our Discord.
Is the server friendly to content creators?	Yes, we are content-creator friendly and welcome streamers and video makers.
Are there any server events?	Yes, we have regular server events for all players to participate in.
Do you have a shopping district?	Yes, we have an expansive shopping district for players to trade and buy/sell goods.
Are there perks for donors?	Yes, donors receive server perks as a token of our appreciation.

Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day

Bants, Bigotry, Black, BLM rallies, blocky, BROWN, CreeperFree, Day, empty allies, good day, Hate Speech, Haters, ignorance, jew, Kike, liberal, odd, prejudice, racism, right, segregation, spic, Today, White, woke up

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.

Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and Cheeky Chickens: A Minecraft Server for the Meme Generation

ad fraud, CHEEKY, chickens, Crafty, CREEPERS, cyber attacks, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital advertising, Digital Marketing, fraud awareness, fraud prevention, generation, HACKING, Information Security, InfoStealer, internet fraud, Market Cap, meme, Minecraft, online scams, online security, ransomware, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as ad fraud itself? Look no further than our server! We don’t just build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds, we fight against the evil forces of ad fraud and ransomware in the virtual world. Join us and be a hero in the $100 billion dollar battle against cybercrime! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now and let’s save the digital world together!

Afelianetwork

247, AfeliaNetwork, Enjoy, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	272	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

AfeliaNetwork

Hi Everybody! this server made for my true friends. And this server is survival smp. And for fun and enjoy by playing AfeliaNetwork!

play.afelianetwork.strangled.net:25890

HurricaneSteel’s YouTuber Fun Zone [Semi-Bland]

#youtube, 24/7, admins, Behavior, channel, Friendly, Fun, HACKING, HurricaneSteels, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Notice, Open, Paper, Public, recruiting, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, Server, Vanilla, YouTuber, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Star Shards Collected:	231

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HurricaneSteel’s Youtube Channel’s Server
Rules	No rules, but behave nicely
Open Hours	24/7 until further notice
Admins	Can recruit admins if needed/wanted
Mods	No mods installed, running paper

Join us today: 108.181.241.178:25569

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	There are no strict rules, but players are encouraged to behave nicely.
What are the server’s open hours?	The server is open 24/7 until further notice.
Can players become admins on the server?	Yes, players can be recruited as admins if needed or wanted to keep the server friendly.
Are mods installed on the server?	No mods are installed, but the server is running on paper.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Preferably no hacking is allowed on the server.

Stormy Lagoon VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Friendly, Lore, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	553381	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Items Found:	7054
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34

Feature	Hypixel	Stormy Lagoon
Server Version	1.8 – 1.16.5	1.19.3
Player Count	Very high player count	Smaller community
Game Modes	Wide variety of mini games	Vanilla gameplay
Plugins	Many custom plugins	Vanilla experience
Ranking System	Extensive ranking system	No ranking system

FAQs

Question	Hypixel	Stormy Lagoon
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Java only	Both Java and Bedrock
Is the server community large or small?	Large community	Smaller community
Are there custom plugins on the server?	Many custom plugins	Vanilla experience
Is there a ranking system on the server?	Extensive ranking system	No ranking system

Silent Suffering Minecraft Server

compassion, Crisis, Empathy, Help, intervention, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, reach out, Server, SILENT, Suffering, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention helpline, suicide prevention hotline, suicide prevention intervention, suicide prevention resources, suicide prevention strategies, suicide prevention support, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player named Emile who is on the brink of offing himself if he doesn’t get some help! Join now and save Emile from certain doom, all while playing alongside the legendary Chuggaconoroy! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, danger, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in this insane virtual world!

BearMan’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Audience, Bear, BearMans, belligerent, blocky, Choice, controversial, danger, debate, Forest, gender, irrational, man, opinion, Preference, retarded, social media, Stereotypes, Survival, tik tok, Wilderness, WOMAN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

> Be me > Open TikTok > See a woman asking a ridiculous question > She asks if you’d rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear > Chat goes wild, saying they’d rather be with a bear > Like, what even is logic anymore?

Join our Minecraft server where you can choose to be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear! Because apparently, bears are the new BFFs according to TikTok. Who needs human companionship when you can have a grizzly pal to build with? Plus, our bears are trained to help you mine diamonds and protect you from creepers. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – literally!