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CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	8564
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	148
New Chunks Explored:	973253	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5632
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

GameOfSquares

Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

This is a Minecraft Factions Server, based on an earth world. We aim to be an equal community, where competition is ripe. If you want a factions server where you don’t have to lose to sweats, then this is for you.

51.81.23.94

AnarchyLife

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	3000
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

AnarchyLife ¡NO RULES! A world of survival in the version of minecraft 1.19.4, completely anarchic, everything is accepted, hacks, etc. We recommend that you have a very hidden base where you can live something quiet. [NO-PREMIUM]

anarchylife.vultam.host

Project Zearth

Creative, Economy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	New Chunks Explored:	698635
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

The Project Zearth Team is working on v.15, which introduces the new regions of modern Prixton and desert Santoria, with many new cities and areas to explore. Our goal is to create a healthy community and give members more experience as builders.

mc.project-zearth.com

Black Lotus SMP

Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	994179	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0

╭━─━━─━─━─≪ ≫─━─━─━━─━╮ ◆ Black Lotus SMP◆ This server is an active Minecraft-based community server, That welcomes people of all backgrounds and walks of life this server is intended for people that are 13+ and mature. We are strict but it’s only because we care, We also provide a Minecraft ¨Crossplay¨ server that facilitates both Java and Bedrock players. this is an up-and-coming server but we put a lot of effort into everything we do here at Black Lotus

lotusdominion.apexmc.co:25642

TheArsonistSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

a server where pvp,pve, and economy meet!!! join for a well made pvp and coop economy to get into and fight with friends to become the best!

66.70.221.248

Makcross

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6118
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Survival RPG with economy, missions, red moon, protections and much more to enjoy join now!

play.makcross.com

PixelPanas

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

IN ORDER TO ENTER THE SERVER YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD TO DOWNLOAD MOD PACK) Welcome to the most exciting and adventure-filled Minecraft server you have ever seen! Here at our server, we focus on providing you with a unique gaming experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end. How do we do it? With the Pixelmon mod!Pixelmon is one of the best mods available for Minecraft and here on our server, we have taken it to the next level. Imagine exploring a world full of Pokémon, where you can capture, train and battle them, all within Minecraft. It is a truly unique and exciting experience! Our Minecraft Pixelmon server is designed to give you the best gaming experience possible. With a friendly community and dedicated staff, there will always be someone to help you every step of the way. And with frequent updates and exciting events, you’ll never get bored. What are you waiting for? Join our Pixelmon Minecraft server today and discover everything we have to offer you. (IN ORDER TO ENTER THE SERVER YOU NEED TO BE IN THE DISCORD TO DOWNLOAD MOD PACKS)

149.202.92.231:25584

MINEKAF

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Votes:	4577	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the Minecraft server owned by Nesskaf! Our server IP is mc.nesskaf.com, and we are glad to have you here.

Our server features a fantastic Survival mode with the Towny plugin, which allows you to build and maintain your own town or city, complete with various economic systems and protection mechanisms. With the help of the Towny plugin, players can also form nations with other towns, form alliances, and engage in diplomacy to ensure peace and prosperity for their people.

In addition, we have an exciting pet system in our Survival mode. Players can tame and collect different types of animals, such as dogs, cats, and horses, and use them to aid them in their quests and adventures. With a wide range of pets to choose from, each with their own unique abilities and characteristics, players can explore the world in a whole new way.

As the owner of this server, Nesskaf is dedicated to providing the best possible Minecraft experience for our players. We are continually updating our server with new plugins, game modes, and features, so be sure to join us regularly to see what’s new.

So come and join us on our Minecraft server today and experience the joys of Towny, pets, and much more. We look forward to seeing you online!

mc.nesskaf.com

cxmc

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

cxmc is a semi-anarchy server, where basically everything except hacks are allowed.

Meaning griefing, stealing, raiding bases and such.

However you can also ally yourself with other players to make yourself a reputation.

The server currently has a small but active playerbase, we would appreciate every new member.

ip: cxmc.online

cxmc.online

Summoncraft network

Arenapvp, Custom, Hardcore, Kingdoms, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

An incredible Minecraft server that strives to improve every day. You will feel at home. 🏪Store: store.summoncraft.xyz 🥏Discord: discord.gg/summoncraft

summoncraft.us