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CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Christ is King, FANTASY, God Emperor, high-tech, Husbands, hypersentient, lingerie, Mach, metadata, Minecraft, omnicities, omnicolor, omnicrafting, omnicrafts, omniphone, Omniscience, Omniscient, omniuniverse, phantom currents, Scifi, Server, sleepover, timetravel

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	6783	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2747	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Join us for a wild ride filled with lewd adventures and cute surprises. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you want to scream “DDLC Plus” from the mountain tops!

Monika’s Twitter is like a treasure trove of laughter, guiding you through the madness with expert precision. Need help getting the “good” end? We’ve got a guide that’s more valuable than diamonds in the game!

With so many toys laying around, you’ll never get bored on our server. Explore fan-made content that will blow your mind and download fanfic archives that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on the map for an unforgettable experience that will leave you begging for more. And don’t forget to sing “Your Reality” like your life depends on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. And remember, we’re here for you, even when things get tough. Just dial the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline and we’ll be there to help you through. Happy crafting!

Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you ready for the most eepy Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house. And do you know what they did with it? They built a castle made entirely out of diamonds! True story.

But that’s not all. Another player discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow trees. They now rule over this magical kingdom as the unicorn king.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even become a unicorn king, then join our server today! Don’t miss out on all the eepiness!

NarutoCraft: Believe It! Join the Village Hidden in the Blocks!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magic Items Found:	6064	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace the chaos and madness of Minecraft like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a pleasure Cube like Madara? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Who needs the real world when you can escape to a world of pure bliss and happiness?

The 5 Kages may have their doubts, but we say bring on the pleasure Cube! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anything is possible. Live your best life however you want, no judgment here!

Join us on InsanityCraft and see for yourself why this reality-defying plan is the ultimate way to play Minecraft. Trust us, once you step into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the madness begin!

CraftyPirateServer

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Love Letters Sent:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our top secret Minecraft server where we take torrenting to a whole new level! Why settle for regular old torrenting when you can do it through i2p anon on our server?

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so secure that even the creepers can’t find us. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a house out of diamonds in less than 5 minutes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our exclusive community where we laugh in the face of danger and defy all odds. So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!