Welcome to our mind-blowingMinecraft server, where even the ancient texts are telling you to join!
Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?
But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”
And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?
So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H
But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641
And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!
– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the walls are lined with dancing villagers and the floor is made of glowing obsidian.
So why wait? Join Our Minecraft Server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.
Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!
Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!
But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.
Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are as elusive as Bigfoot? Look no further, because on our server, we promise that when you need us the most, we won’t pull a disappearing act like pol did! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t leave you hanging like pol did. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!
The Oasis
This server is a community with multiple gamemodes, all linked together through in game portals. Everything you earn can be taken into other gamemodes with gold being the main currency. Explore large worlds, spend money at the casino, or make a town with friends. All is possible in the Oasis
Just have fun, follow the rules, have common sense, eat money for breakfast, eat silver for lunch, eat gold for dinner and do not feed the dragon and you’ll have a great time on here.
Welcome to Survival Green (1.18.2)! The new and improved survival experience! We have spent far too long on developing and adjusting various areas to make the experience of the Rexkraft better for you! We have so much to offer, with some that you may already be familiar with, and some that you are not. Check out the list of new things and some adjustments we have made for Survival Green!
New Features:
PyroMining – If you have played SilkyCraft, our sister server, then you may be aware of this plugin. The same developer as PyroFishing, PyroMining gives a new experience for all you who love to go mining in the depths of caves! (/mine journal)
Themed Battlepass – We know that previously that the battlepass rewards seemed a bit bland, and boring, so we have came up with new rewards & a theme that will be revolving around various stories that gives an inside depth of how these items came to existence. Each season will have a new theme to the items and new skins to them. Starting with a simple Season 1, the theme is called “Lyra”.
Adjustments:
Economy – We have completely changed our shop prices and it’s values. This is one of the biggest changes (gameplay wise) we have made in recent changes, and we are always looking on how this effects the economy as a whole.
Jobs – After many many months of not doing, we have finally increased and reevaluated that formula & prices for all jobs. These are always subject to increase/decrease, depending on the feedback!
McMMO – Similar with Jobs, we have also dramatically increased in areas we saw that players were extremely low in levels.
Ranks – We have reevaluated how the ranks prices were, and changed the rank prices using Linear & Exponential formulas (weird, I know). This should allow all players have an easier time getting those early game ranks and gather more money as you progress in the server.
Spawners – We have removed all non-vanilla spawners (aka: spawner crate). We found this as a pay-2-win feature for some since those who bought keys were bound to earn money quicker. We have changed this to allow players to start creating their own vanilla farms. Note: We have created Public Grinder Farms that you can unlock in ranks that are open to the public for those who do not want to build them.
Packages – We have moved all Packages into a tier list format. This is due to having players feel like packages were less useful than we had hoped. Common packages will have less materials in them compared to Rare, Legenday, & Atomic packages.
Claim Flags – We have dramatically increased the number of claim flags that players can put onto their claims, although currently these are only accessible for our Bosun & up donor ranks. We plan on releasing these into ranks in the future. (may be more than 100 ranks, *wink wink*)
mc.evils.ro is a server that combines classic survival with the fantasy experience of completing missions and PvP adventure with Spleef. If you want to buy a rank on the server, be sure to take a look at the Price List or go to /admin then talk to MadrYx to donate. We were waiting for you on the server
Welcome to NRG Network We are a newly opened server which currently consists of a vanilla Survival server a Creative server, a Skyblock server and a Minigames server. Come on check us out today We also have discord a forums and Instagram