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Banhammered Minecraft Server

4chan, Backlash, Banhammered, banned, Brazil, BTFO, BUCKBREAKING, controversy, cultural clash, discrimination, favela, Indians, internet, marginalized communities, Minecraft, monkeys, Online Community, racism, Server, social media, south america, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

Entertainment, fishing hook, Gesture, GIF, HookedOnMinecraftSMP, iconic, internet culture, moment, Popular, professional wrestler, punk, reeling in, Request, social media, sports, taunt, trending, viral, webm, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5512	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Votes:	8423	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	9388	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

#covert operations, CraftyCriminalEmporium, criminal activity, criminal front, dubious business, front business, hidden agenda., illegal activities, illegal enterprise, illegal front, illicit dealings, local business, questionable practices, shady business, sketchy business, Small Business, suspicious activity, suspicious business, underground operations, unlawful operations, unscrupulous practices

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Dead, extremist group, fighters, injured, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Raid, terror group, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, U.S. soldiers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	9105	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

Adult Owned, Adult Ran, Astral, Challenges, Challenging, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, experienced, family friendly, Flavored, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, Kids, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pokebags, Server, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult language, arousal, bounce, BounceCraft, EXCITEMENT, excitement overload, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, explicit material, HOLY SHIT MY DICK, INTENSE, intense pleasure, Minecraft, NSFW, Server, sexual, sexual innuendo, that fucking bounce, wild ride

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

american culture, AMERICANS, Americans see nothing wrong, Cultural differences, cultural norms, late night, late night activities, match, match at midnight, midnight, midnight activities, midnight match, MidnightMatchmaker, Minecraft, nothing wrong, see nothing wrong, smp, social behavior, societal acceptance, societal norms, starts at midnight, wrong

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

activities, aita, anxiety, birthday celebration, emotional bullying, Enjoy, fast walker, International trip, LEAVING, mean, Nuisance, passive aggression, power struggle, Respect, SisStrandedCraft, sister, solo trip, travel, Twins, Walking

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyMythBusters

casual beliefs, common deceptions, common falsehoods, common myths, common untruths, CraftyMythBusters, cultural lies, cultural myths, false beliefs, falsehoods, massive lie, misconceptions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, societal lies, societal misconceptions, Urban Legends, widely accepted lies, widely believed falsehoods, widely believed lies

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!