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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4229 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 4494 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 125130 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Votes: | 5962 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).
So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!