| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3611 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Who knows what mysteries the fog hides…
146.103.38.24:11966
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4914 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 703 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5034 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.
With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1035 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3977 |
Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1388 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8670 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 959304 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6244 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8081 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 165 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.
join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8578 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4142 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7512 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2711 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!
