| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5608 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7003 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 368 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Who knows what mysteries the fog hides…
146.103.38.24:11966
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 894 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 763 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).
Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1236 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1219 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3935 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 177 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6310 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1762 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2218 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2192 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5061 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6716 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5950 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8618 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9072 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8856 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!
