You can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant hotdog castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re like a bunch of party animals who just wanna dance all night long.
Plus, there’s this secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find, and rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing top hats. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with marshmallows, and if you win a battle, you get a pet dragon that farts glitter. And the best part is, the whole server is run by a group of dancing penguins who only speak in rhymes. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.
So like, forget about those boring old servers with their normal rules and stuff. Join this one and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pants scared off. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
Explore a world where reality is twisted and turned on its head, just like that confusing message from your ex.
Build your own wacky creations and watch them come to life in ways you never thought possible.
Embark on quests that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are just as confused and intrigued as you are.
What are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and see what she really meant by all of this!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that have taken over the land, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a prize!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks when you’re not looking.
Join us for a chance to ride on giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored jello, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!
We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!
Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?
3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party, but with mobs!
4. The legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming around our server, challenging players to epic battles. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim his diamond sword?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! <3
join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot, rumored to give u superpowers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and making ur enemies explode into confetti.
we also have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where u can dress up ur llama in the most ridiculous outfits u can imagine.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and zebras are just the beginning. remember, sometimes hearing hoofbeats means zebras.
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our main focus this season will be togetherness. In previous seasons we had no world border meaning you could build anywhere. In our end of season survey, one of the biggest issues we felt as a community was that everyone was too far away. So this season we will be on one single continent using the Continents datapack, with a world border that will occasionally expand to reveal more continents.
A lot of our player base is in their mid 20s, but we have players in their 50s and older as well. Everyone is welcome here!
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
A bonus to this season is the use of a biome datapack. It slightly overhauls the biomes in the game giving us a closer experience to what Mojang had teased with its’ wild update. We are using the Blooming Bioshpere datapack for this. https://modrinth.com/datapack/blooming-biosphere
We also have a creative dimension!
We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hang out and have fun.
We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/kyakKhC2
Again, this server is very relaxed, there will be times with no events though we will try to have them as often as we can. The entire mod team works full time, but we try to be here as much as we can for all of you!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age restriction for joining Harvest SMP? | Yes, this is an 18+ server. |
| Do I need to apply to join Harvest SMP? | Yes, all players need to fill out an application in our Discord. |
| Can I build anywhere on the server? | This season we are on one single continent with occasional expansions, so your building space will be limited to that continent. |
| Are there community events on Harvest SMP? | We try to have events as often as we can, but there may be times with no scheduled events. |
| What kind of experience level do I need to join Harvest SMP? | All experience levels are welcome, whether you are a seasoned player or new to the game. |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about real-life family expectations. Plus, who needs a nephew named David when you can have a pet pig named Bacon instead?
So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way more fun than dealing with a pregnant sister and a loser baby daddy. And remember, on our server, you can be the master of your own blocky destiny!
We’ve got bio dads, stepdads, stepsisters, and half-sisters all fighting for your attention. Who needs blood relations when you can have a virtual family that’s even more dysfunctional than your own?
Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your bio dad and stepdad, and watch as they battle it out for the title of “Best Dad.” Will you choose the one who raised you or the one who just showed up out of nowhere? The drama never ends on our server!
So come on in and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional outbursts, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, it gets even crazier. These real estate agents are actually secret spies working for the government to gather intel on all the players in the server. They’re like, double agents or something. And if you don’t buy land from them, they’ll unleash a horde of zombie villagers on your base. It’s like, so intense.
But don’t worry, there’s a group of rogue players who are fighting back against the real estate agents. They’re like, the resistance or something. They’re building secret underground bases and using redstone contraptions to outsmart the agents. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with real estate agents, spies, and underground bases, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust me. Just watch out for those zombie villagers, they’re no joke.
