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CartoonCraftLaughs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	89
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1006
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	101
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	9928
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	6552
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6126
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1238	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Holy Grails Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6356
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com

ColaMC

bedrock, ColaMC, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!

play.colamc.eu