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ElderlyCartMinecraftServer
Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama! -
– LOLcraft: “Sick Surprise Edition” – ZombieVirusCraft: “The Element of Surprise” – IllnessCraft: “Unexpectantly Infected” – SneakySicknessCraft: “A Healthy Dose of Chaos” – SurpriseSickCraft: “Unexpectedly Ailing Adventures”
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!
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Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong Miners
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! We have tutorials for newbies, insane strategies for pros, and even host our own Mahjong League every week! Our community is so dedicated to Mahjong that we even have our own booru for all things Mahjong-related. Plus, we recently had our first ever /mjg/ Summer Camp where we played Mahjong non-stop for 48 hours straight! Join us for the craziest Mahjong experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft! -
DeafMovieNight Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of accessibility? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, we even have open captions for all our in-game events! Just like how I invited a deaf woman to see Deadpool with open captions, we make sure everyone can enjoy the game to the fullest.But beware, not everyone will understand your good intentions. Just like how my friends called me out for being considerate, you might face some haters on the server. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back and make sure you feel welcome and appreciated.
So join our server now and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and making new friends in a truly inclusive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find something special here that draws you in, just like I did with that deaf woman. Just don’t expect to get married and have kids with the creepers, they’re not really the settling down type.
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CraftySpenderWifeBoss
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of blocky adventures!Are you tired of dealing with crazy friends like Nancy who always drag you into their chaotic lives? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop!
Join us and leave behind the stress of financial struggles, because on our server, diamonds are plentiful and you can build your dream mansion without worrying about the cost.
So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be financially controlling is how many emeralds you trade with the villagers!
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RuleRidiculous Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We have rules like “Thou shalt only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while standing on one leg” and “Thou must build a castle made entirely of cake or face banishment to the Nether realm!” Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepers exploding in your face (but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! -
CraftyConvoLaughs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! -
NoLowCapsCraft
hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? well u better cuz this server is da bomb diggity! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party! if u join, u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and giant creepers. plus, we have a secret cheat code that gives u unlimited diamonds and makes u invincible. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
Mercury’s Bling Zone
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the core-mantle boundary on Mercury is made of freakin’ DIAMONDS? That’s right, diamonds for days, baby! Imagine mining away and hitting that sweet spot, bling bling!But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You won’t find that on any other server, folks!
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party with glowstone dance floors and zombie DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, diamond hunters!
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Chill Skies: Where you can block the haters and wage war in the sky
Chill Skies Minecraft Server
Overview:
Type Features Skyblock Server - McMMO
- Custom Generators
- World border for islands
- Menu for easy navigation
Skywars Server - 5 unique maps
- New combat mechanics
- Vote menu for chest tiers
- Health modifiers
- Potion modifiers
Come try us out today at play.chillskies.com running on version 1.19.4-1.21.
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, simply join using the IP play.chillskies.com What version of Minecraft is supported? The server currently supports versions 1.19.4 to 1.21 Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, the server offers McMMO, custom generators, unique maps for Skywars, and more. Is the server geared towards casual players? Yes, Chill Skies offers a casual skyblock experience where players can play at their own pace.