Four years ago, Paula (age 37) married a man with two kids, ages 15 and 17. But here’s the twist – they hate Paula with a burning passion! Despite the drama, their step-siblings hit it off at the wedding and now they’re basically besties.
Now, Paula wants to ban their friendship because it’s ruining her reputation. But we say, forget that noise! Come join our server where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Build, explore, and maybe even repair some broken family bonds along the way.
Who needs real cousins when you can have virtual ones on our server? Plus, we promise no judgmental relatives will be lurking around to spoil the fun. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a family adventure like no other!
WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SURF ON ICEBERGS, AND POLAR BEARS THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (THEY’RE ACTUALLY JUST TRYING TO EAT YOU, BUT IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS).
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS LOCATED ON AN ACTUAL GLACIER? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. WE STRAPPED SOME SERVER TOWERS TO A MASSIVE ICEBERG AND NOW WE’RE FLOATING AROUND THE OCEAN, BRINGING YOU THE COOLEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER.
SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE SCORCHING HEAT OF SUMMER 2024. WHO NEEDS GLOBAL WARMING WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CHILL SERVER TO HANG OUT ON?
