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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 184 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon (who just so happens to have a secret love for disco music), and even participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese!