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MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

current events, Democracy, european union, extremism, extremist, extremist fever, Fever, France, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, nationalism, Politics, president, public opinion, rejection, Social Issues, society, Speech, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mines Excavated:	3353
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

EliteBeatsCraft

Alternative, artists, Diverse, Elite, EliteBeatsCraft, everyone, Genres, Individuality, judgment, Mainstream, music taste, Niche, Opinions, Perception, personal taste, popular music, Preferences, songs, Subjective, underground music, Unique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so come join our minecraft server where we only play the most exclusive music tracks while you mine and build! we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our DJ is a zombie who really knows how to drop the beats. plus, if you find the hidden jukebox in the jungle biome, you unlock a special power-up that lets you fly like a chicken for 10 minutes. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied with a bunch of blocky animals in a virtual world. come on, join us and show off your elite music taste while having a blast in minecraft!

CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

30s, age, aging, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, Elderly, Gut, gut health, Gut microbial age, health, Heart Disease, inflammation, Medical research, metabolically unhealthy, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mod, Nature Medicine, older people, research, risk factors, scientific study, Unhealthy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	74	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Shamanov server Minecraft

best experience, cars, CubeMC, Explore, gaming project, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, passionate, Playing, RailCraft, Servers, Shamanov server, TEAM, weapons, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to CubeMC! We are a startup gaming project where you can get the best Minecraft experience with our mods and many servers.

We are passionate about our work and strive to provide the best gaming experience. Our team is constantly working to provide you with the best experience possible.

So join us and start playing! Explore the world of Minecraft with CubeMC!

🌟 OnyxMC – Embrace Adventure with Sleepy Villagers! 🌟 NO SQUARES

#exciting, Adventure, browser, Community, Disasters, Discord, dynamic, Embrace, Friendly, Graves, Map, navigation, OnyxMC, Plugins, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shop, sleepy, squares, Staff, Support, Survival, Version, villagers, weather

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

OnyxMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	Small, friendly community focused on building and exploring together
Plugins	RealisticSeasons, DeadlyDisastersn [PRO], GraveStonesPlus, Dynmap
Staff	Active and supportive staff members
Server IP	play.onyxmc.com
Version	1.20.6

OnyxMC Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.onyxmc.com

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on OnyxMC?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.6 to join our server

Q: Can I view the world map of OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at map.onyxmc.org

Q: Is there a shop on OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can visit our shop at shop.onyxmc.org

Q: How can I join the OnyxMC Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here

CraftyIndieMC Server

CraftyIndieMC, general, independent developers, independent games, indie community, indie culture, indie developers, indie discussion, indie enthusiasts, indie games, indie gaming, indie news, indie players, indie recommendations, indie releases, indie resources, indie scene, indie spotlight, indie support, indies, Server, Wachifurra

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wachifurras out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride llamas into battle against evil creepers, participate in llama fashion shows, and even have llama dance parties in our virtual disco!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Queen, who will grant you special llama powers if you can impress her with your llama-tastic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a llama-filled adventure like no other!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, hotline numbers, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, seeking assistance, seeking help, seeking treatment, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8120
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the monotony of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about your real world problems!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course). Our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure depression and bring a smile to even the grumpiest player’s face.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to your troubles – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be killing is time (and maybe a few creepers).

CraftyCopsGFSDaughter911

aita, Boundaries, calling the police, camera footage, computer desk, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyCopsGFSDaughter911, family drama, girlfriend’s daughter, guitars, Guns, Metallica autographs, police report, press charges, return items, stealing, theft, Tools, Tupperware

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sticky-fingered family members stealing your precious Minecraft diamonds and gold blocks? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without the fear of someone swiping your enchanted pickaxe when you’re not looking. Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to steal from you, a virtual security camera will catch them in the act and you can confront them with the evidence!

Don’t let your in-game possessions fall into the wrong hands like this poor player’s Metallica autographs. Join our server and rest easy knowing that your loot is safe from pesky thieves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous family drama along the way!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

CraftyCraze, freedom, Government, individual rights, Mandatory, mandatory background checks, mandatory dress code, mandatory drug testing, mandatory education, mandatory health insurance, mandatory military service, mandatory overtime, mandatory retirement age, mandatory vaccinations, mandatory volunteer work, mandatory voting, Minecraft, personal choice, regulations, rules, Server, societal norms, society

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of society’s rules and regulations? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing mandatory is having fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you have to do is build, explore, and laugh your heart out. Forget about mandatory societal norms, on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on dancing with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cake? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Leave society’s mandatory rules behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild, wacky, and unforgettable adventure!

VeggieVillagers

antioxidants, balanced diet, clean eating, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, FRUITS, health myths, healthy food, high fiber, low calorie, MINERALS, misunderstood, nutrition, superfoods, VEGETABLES, VeggieVillagers, VITAMINS, weight loss, wellness, whole grains

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure? Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience out there!