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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7373 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3710 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
