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JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

African diaspora, bantus, Bigotry, Boss, Colonialism, CREEPERS, discrimination, eritreans, ethiopian culture, ethiopian women, ethiopians, Hate Speech, houthi rape, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intolerance, Misogyny, racism, rape, tewahedo orthodox church, White Supremacy, Whos, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

Amazon, Back Alley Mods, Braindance Catalogue, Character Builder, Community Content, Console Commands, CREEPERS, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk Clothes, exclusive items, Features, FL̷̞̀ATL̷̢̛I̴͝N̵E̵̞̋D, glitches, gog, Gwent, Johnny Got His Gun Edition, LaggyCraft2077, Latest Patch, modding discord, Neon, Official Launch Trailer, outfits, phantom liberty, Projects, Races, Recommended Mods, twitch, update 2.0, wear, witcher

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1648	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4955

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

#54, 5 foot 8, 6 feet, airmax, blisters, BlockyBeauty, Blondes, england, female height, Heightmaxxing, Indian, Investments, leg lengthening surgery, Lifts, male height, manlets, Minecraft, retail worker, self service, Server, short man, tall ethnic dudes, Ultimate, white gf

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

action, Anime, best girl, blocky, character analysis, comedy, Connection, creeper, date, Date a Live, dating sim, Edition, fan theories, FANTASY, harem, light novel, love, Manga, Mukuro, Otaku, romance, school life, SHONEN, Supernatural, Tomboy, waifu

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crew Corner

algorithmic bias, confirmation bias, Corner, Crafty, CREW, digital activism, digital divide, echo chambers, filter bubbles, ideological spectrum, Misinformation, online communities, online discourse, Online platforms, polarization, Political debate, political discourse, Political Engagement, political ideology, public opinion, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Farms Harvested:	629	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3190
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

AMBITION, AUTHORITY, Crafty, crown, deity, diamonds, Divine, divine power, divine rule, GOD, GREATNESS, King, Kings, leadership, Majesty, MONARCH, power, Reign, Royalty, Ruler, SOVEREIGNTY, Superiority, Supremacy, Throne

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

alternate history, ANONYMOUS, BLOWN, catastrophe, Chernobyl, consequences, CREEPERS, disaster prevention, ENERGY, Environment, Fukushima, hadn’t, historical event, hypothetical scenario, Meltdown, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear power, radiation, Reactors, Safety Measures, Technology, the, Three Mile Island, what if

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	86
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

acceptance, activism, civil rights, Community, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, homosexual, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minority, pride, progressive, queer, RAINBOW, RainbowCraft, solidarity, very gay, weak country

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

adult content, animated, animated characters, arousal, blocky, bonanza, controversial, debate, Entertainment, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, important, live action, personal choice, porn, Preferences, questions, real, real actors, real porn, Reality, sexual preferences, taboo, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Towns Built:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!