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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3019 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
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