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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Buildings Constructed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Potions Brewed:	32
Star Shards Collected:	123	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	5911
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1818
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	4030	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	7808	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	94
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.