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Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	1941
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crops Grown:	5723
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	5864

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	8283
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	29

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Crops Grown:	3948	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Emeralds Found:	8945	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	9410

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!