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SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crops Grown:	3877	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Dimension Hops:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Divine Spears Created:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Votes:	9451	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

SuperPowerDreams – Minecraft SMP

Ability, control, desire, dream, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, Minecraft, shape shifting, smp, strength, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerDreams, telekinesis, Teleportation, time travel, Wake Up, wish

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3001	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll wake up with the superpower of being able to summon an army of dancing chickens to do your bidding! Need help mining? Chicken army. Want to prank your friends? Chicken army. Feeling lonely? Chicken army dance party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced true power until you’ve commanded a flock of feathered friends to conquer the blocky world. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!