Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where Tony is out here building up some epic woman like HHH never could! It’s gonna be wild, so hop on and let’s get building together! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!
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Pixel Pig Paradise
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The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.
Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Minecraft SMP: HHH’s Creeper Club
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Dexter Lumis building secret underground bases, Karrion Kross challenging players to epic PvP battles, and Nikki Cross leading a pack of wild wolves on daring adventures. And don’t even get us started on the year 2024 – rumor has it that the entire server will be taken over by sentient llamas who demand sacrifices of golden carrots. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!
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PixelPeeve Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being treated like a jobber on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like the main event superstar you truly are! We don’t have any Triple Hs running the show here, just pure fun and excitement!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a diamond sword while riding a pig wearing a top hat. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and declaring yourself the ruler of the land? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on over and leave behind the drama of other servers. Here, you’ll be treated like the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Join now and let the craziness begin!
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Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a totally normal and not at all weird initiation process called the “Humiliation Ritual”! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being humiliated in front of all your new friends. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!
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SavageSibs Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward family dinners and enjoy delicious virtual meals without offending anyone!Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies that will never make you sick or leave you hungry. No more bland, overcooked, or inedible meals here – only the finest virtual dishes crafted with love and care by our talented chefs (or players, but who’s keeping track?).
Say goodbye to dietary restrictions and hello to a world where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings. Our server is a safe space for all foodies, picky eaters, and culinary rebels who refuse to settle for subpar meals.
So come on over and join us for a taste of paradise – because life’s too short to eat bad food, even in Minecraft!
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NoMoreCash4Grades
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we reward you for your in-game achievements just like this dad rewards his kids for their grades! Earn diamonds for every block you mine, emeralds for every mob you defeat, and obsidian for every structure you build!Just like Oliver and Jane, you can compete to see who can earn the most rewards and make your parents’ pockets hurt the most! Will you be the top player with the most loot, or will you be like Jane and surprise everyone with your unexpected success?
Join now and experience the drama and competition of a family trying to navigate the complexities of rewards and fairness in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your fellow players over who deserves more in-game currency! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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SwearCraft SMP: Fave Swear?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server welcomes all the potty mouths out there! In fact, we encourage it!Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We’ve got a swear jar that gets filled up faster than you can say “creeper!” And if you manage to break the swear jar, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Profanity and get a special throne made entirely out of soap bars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got custom plugins that turn every block into a swear word when you break it, mobs that curse at you when you attack them, and even a secret underground dungeon where the walls are lined with curse words (watch out for the F-bomb trap)!
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a bunch of like-minded players, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to wash your mouth out with soap afterwards!
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BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape
Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!
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MissileRange Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN our server and u can be like kirby, shooting missiles at russians from ur minecraft house! we got ATACMS missiles for u to play with, just like in real life! u can protect ukraine and be a hero, taking down 90% of russian aircraft cuz they cant handle our range! come join the fun and be a missile master in our crazy minecraft world!