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Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4079
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2976
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	5125	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

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Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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SoulSteal

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

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PuppyPals Minecraft Server

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DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crops Grown:	9844
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	161
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	179
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3802	Villages Defended:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6