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HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

HezzyCraft: Rocket Rain in Lebanon

airstrikes, Attack, BBC, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezzyCraft, international news, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Rain, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket launchers, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like blowing stuff up? well do i have the server for u! come join us in this epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner chaos and destroy everything in sight! we got 100 hezbollah rocket launchers just waiting for u to blow up in southern lebanon! join now and let the explosions begin! trust me, u won’t regret it! #boom #minecraftmadness #chaosawaits

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	1998
Undead Armies Raised:	4	New Chunks Explored:	305129
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	4713
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	736011

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	8990	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3276	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	1865	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!