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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7312 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!
