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HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mines Excavated:	2597
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	49

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4659	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	675504
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4356
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	2488	Crops Grown:	6722
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.