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Kid Magnet Craft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

MoonshineMC

Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crops Grown:	7229	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!

MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!

Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:

friendly competition with a welcoming

Ready to take a swig of fun?

Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz

play.moonshinemc.xyz

Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	5981
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

GuerillaCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodline, chances, contract, Future, Guerilla Tactics, GuerillaCraft, Hikuleo, JADO, jump ship, Minecraft, miss, negotiations, Pay, professional wrestling, RIGHTS, Server, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Tactics, tag team, tfw, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	6296
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive guerilla tactics and WWE drama!

Picture this: Hikuleo and Jado, two wrestling superstars, decide to leave their old server and join our bloodline. WWE is so impressed by their move that they decide to pay for the rights to our server! That’s right, you could be playing on a server endorsed by the wrestling giants themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs into battle, you never know what will happen next. So why wait? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoCatNoGrubMC

Cats, delulu, dinner etiquette, dinner party, Friends, friendship, high school mean girl, hot girl books, hot girl walks, IG stories, Le Creuset cookware, NoCatNoGrubMC, not inviting, one-on-one time, pet allergies, Pets, pineapple on pizza, raisins in cookies, social gatherings, social media, trust issues

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!

But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.

DateCraft Minecraft Server

30 year old, bad looks, building connections, Companionship, Confidence, DateCraft, DATING, dating advice, Emotional support, finding love, improving appearance, lonely, love, Minecraft, overcoming loneliness, personal growth, relationship, seeking partnership, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you a lonely 30-year-old with bad looks who’s tired of being single? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle with your new boo? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot. Will you be the one to finally put their spirit to rest? Join now and let the adventure begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

Aerial Reconnaissance, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, Front Row Seat, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Latest Wave, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile strikes, MissileMayhem, national security, Server, Spy Plane, Surveillance, UKRAINIAN, US

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1430
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging missile strikes in crimea just like a US spy plane! u will feel the adrenaline rush as u build ur base and try to survive the chaos of war! who needs boring old survival mode when u can have real life danger in ur face?! join now for the most intense gaming experience of ur life! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for all new players? yeah, we got cake. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

PantsirPulverizer

anti aircraft, Blasting, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, HIMARS, international relations, Military, military technology, Missile System, Multimillion-Dollar, Pantsir-S1, PantsirPulverizer, Reports, Russian, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ores Mined:	2365	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be blastin’ multimillion-dollar Russian Pantsir-S1 missile systems with HIMARS like it’s nobody’s business! we be takin’ PvP to a whole ‘nother level, ain’t no chill in this server, just pure chaos and destruction! come join us if u wanna witness some epic battles and see some insane explosions, it’s gonna be lit AF! ain’t no other server like this, so come on and join the madness! let’s show those Russian Pantsir-S1 missile systems who’s boss in the world of minecraft!