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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	8670
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5639	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	8577	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4535	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!

MineAddict Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?

HateCraft_Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of seeing your most hated fictional character constantly ruining your favorite shows and movies? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations on that pesky character by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! Let out all your pent-up rage in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat your hated character in a PvP battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

PolUkr Security Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1541	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where poland and ukraine have signed a security agreement to protect our precious diamonds and gold! we have epic battles and crazy adventures where you can ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while wearing a chicken suit! join now and be part of the most epic alliance in minecraft history! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, but shh, it’s a secret! so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Farms Harvested:	280
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

AquaticCraft

Animal Behavior, aquatic mammals, AquaticCraft, Communication, dolphin communication, dolphin language, dolphins, Earth’s oceans, intelligent animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine mammals, ocean creatures, ocean habitats, planet, sea life, underwater world, Water

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3804
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

so, like, you ever wonder what dolphins think of our planet? they probably call it Water, man. like, they’re always swimming around in it, so it makes sense, right? but anyway, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s as cool as dolphins, you gotta join ours.

we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.

plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.

so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.