hey wagie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wagie’s World: Where even creepers have a job!

AMBITION, boss mentality, business ownership, career, CREEPERS, determination, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freedom, grind, hard work, hey wagie, hustle, INDEPENDENCE, Job, motivation, Self Motivation, self reliance, self-employment, self-made, success, wagies, working for yourself, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	339	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of slaving away for the man in your boring 9 to 5 job? Well, it’s time to quit that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can work for yourself and become the ultimate virtual entrepreneur!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds and sell them for virtual cash to buy yourself a virtual mansion. You can also start your own virtual business selling virtual potions or even open a virtual pet store selling virtual llamas (because who wouldn’t want a virtual llama as a pet?).

But that’s not all! We also have virtual treasure hunts where you can find hidden chests full of virtual riches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our virtual skydiving club and jump off virtual cliffs for fun (don’t worry, you won’t actually die in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Quit your boring job and join our Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1326
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Votes:	8914
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Magic Items Found:	5855
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3022	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1279	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	171
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

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NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ores Mined:	5172
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9988
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

NoDiam0nds4U

abandonment, blended families, child support, Communication, emotional baggage, estranged children, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, Inheritance, long-lost daughter, moral dilemma, NoDiam0nds4U, Parental Responsibility, parenting, personal boundaries, regret, relationships, second chances

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!