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NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	293	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2564
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8850
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	770720	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	100560
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!