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  • Fembot’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

    Fembot’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where the pixels on your screen are as perky as those fembot boobs! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and virtual cleavage.

    We’ve got more excitement than a creeper about to explode, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave.

    You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re just a lonely player in a virtual world.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

    Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

    But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hello Alts Minecraft SMP

    Hello Alts Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of being stuck in the bear market lows of other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Bitcoin is almost at 100k! That’s right, you can mine your way to riches while building epic structures and battling creepers. Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HEY HEY Minecraft SMP

    HEY HEY Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where watermelon sellers are the ultimate power players and backstabbing is the name of the game.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your watermelons when suddenly, Assad comes along and tries to steal your crop. But little does he know, you’re not just a watermelon seller, you’re a master of deception and betrayal. You turn the tables on Assad and take him down with a sneak attack that leaves him questioning everything he thought he knew about turkroaches and watermelon sellers.

    Join us on this epic journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of watermelon drama. Who will come out on top in this crazy world where watermelons are currency and alliances are constantly shifting? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

    Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

    Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

    So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey Cover! Minecraft Server

    Hey Cover! Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because JP7 is here to shake things up! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join JP7, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join JP7 today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns or cake, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

    Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.

    But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.

    Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

    Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey Minecraft SMP essays

    Hey Minecraft SMP essays

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

    First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

    Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

    New Minecraft Servers

    CelestialCraft Server Overview:

    Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg
    Version 1.21
    Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

    Features:

      • Custom Achievements
      • Magic Carpets
      • Custom Events
      • StarShards Currency
      • Rankup System
      • Player Shops
      • Grief Prevention
      • PvP
      • Mature Community

    Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

    Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

    A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

    Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

    A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

    Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

    A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

    Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

    A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

    Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

    A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP