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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8940 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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