hetshits – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!
Anime, Authors, Cute girls, Diversity, Entertainment, gender, hetshits, humor, inclusion, JOKE, LGBTQ, love, maleshits, Media, meets, Minecraft, relationships, representation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Studios, unexpected, Ways, yuri season, YuriCraft
Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury
so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

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BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety
alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!
And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

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AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition
aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects
so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

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Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server
Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary
Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?
Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?
So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

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Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP
Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!
Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!
So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

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SisCraft: GreedySociopath
#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!
Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.
So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyMemory
brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge
Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!
We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).
Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?
So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

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CraftyCrimeOilStrike
Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War
so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

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MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.
we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.
but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.
so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server
1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture
Twenture – Modern minecraft server!
IP: TWC.SU
Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21
Our Minecraft Server has:
SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE
The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.
Server advantages:
Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!
Our website: https://twenture.ru
Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn
Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!
twc.su

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