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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5189 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 282 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 84 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.
but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.
so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.