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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	752
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	133
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Void Gems Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	936
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4462	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	534

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3271
Void Armor Forged:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Votes:	1828
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7568	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!