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YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

alcohol, club, Cultural differences, double standards, Fight, fondling, Friendship Dynamics, Gender Roles, harmful behaviors, heteronormativity, Homophobia, Kissing, male bonding, male friendship, Masculinity, party culture, peer pressure, Snowball, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, White, white majority countries

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	247	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	360066	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	2961
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	798
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	2299
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mines Excavated:	1755	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ores Mined:	3239	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.