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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1081 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!