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Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Votes:	450	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Enchantments Applied:	168	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Crafty Colonials

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	1154
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	3547
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!