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JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	3681
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Potions Brewed:	35
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8035	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6100	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	576167
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Emeralds Found:	4334	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4222
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	630	Farms Harvested:	862
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5189
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?