he’s right you know – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyBanter Minecraft Server
CraftyBanter, he, he’s right, he’s right you know, know, Minecraft, right, Server, You know
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake and the only rule is to have fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
Crafty, CREEPERS, he, he’s right, he’s right you, he’s right you know, Hes, know, right, you, You know
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

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UnityCraft 1.20.4
1.20.4, anti-semitism, bad, Bigotry, discrimination, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful ideologies, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewish, prejudice, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racism, Social Issues, UnityCraft
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because we don’t tolerate racism, unless you’re Jewish, then you’re automatically banned! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun! So hop on board and let’s build some epic shit together, just don’t be Jewish, okay?

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MissionFromGodMC
Advisers, confided, foreign policy, george w bush, government decisions, international relations, iraq, Iraqi insurgents, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, military strategy, mission from God, MissionFromGodMC, political control, private discussions, Questioning, religious beliefs, Senior official, tony blair, US, War on Terror
come join our minecraft server cuz we got tony blair’s advisers questioning if the US has proper control over their military ops like wtf lmao. george w bush thinking he’s on a mission from god against iraqi insurgents like bro what even is that. if you wanna experience some next level chaos and insanity, this server is the place to be. join now and be part of the most bizarre minecraft community out there. who knows what other wild shenanigans will happen next, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride you won’t forget.

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Hades’ River Eel Paradise
eel, Hades, Paradise, river
come join our minecraft server, where we have more surprises than a new moray eel discovered in Central Indo-Pacific river mouths! we got the Hades’ snake moray, named after the god of the underworld because it’s so unique and cool. just like our server!
we got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant floating taco or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. our players are like the moray eel, burrowing into the depths of creativity and coming out with something amazing every time.
you won’t find a server with more sensitivity to fun and laughter than ours. we’re like the Hades’ snake moray, always ready to dive deep into the darkness of humor and come out shining with joy.
so come on over and join us, where the colors are as deep and dark as our sense of humor. you won’t regret it, just like the scientists who discovered the Hades’ snake moray!

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VanillaBox server Minecraft
1.21, donat, gameplay, Minecraft, Modpack, Plugins, Private, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat
VanillaBox – This is a Vanilla server. Where you won’t find unnecessary plugins.
We completely lack such functions as Donat and Private.
Here you can experience all the beauty of vanilla Minecraft on 1.21.
Using Voice Chat for communication.
We have a modpack on our server. which improves gameplay on the server, but you can do without it 🙂
vanillabox.ru

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Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Lacerta Survival
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Rules	Build relatively nearby, aim for community building
Community Goal	Active community of long-term players with big ambitions
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla?	Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins on this server.
Are there teleportation, claims, or economy plugins?	No, there are no such plugins on this server.
What is the primary goal of this server?	The goal is to build an active community of long-term players with big ambitions.
How long will the server be up?	The server will be up as long as there are people playing on it.

Pixel Frontline Warriors 1.21.2
1.21.2, A2C9LF, bhob, cn, dc, Doll Value Guide, dolls, Dorkwinter, Events, EXILIUM, Fiery Bond, Frontline, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, Glass Isle, Global, Itasha, lore material, Makiatto, mica, Modding Program, News, Oakeks, Ots14, Peri, PIXEL, Platoon List, redeem codes, REWARD, Rhapsody Quartet, skins, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, Targeted Procurement Event, Tololo, translated story, UID List, ullrid1205, Warriors, xmas gift, Xmash
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium on steroids? Like, forget about building blocks and mining, this server is all about doll value guides and modding programs! Plus, we got skins for days, so you can flex on all the other players with your customized look. And don’t even get me started on the /GFLEX/ platoon list – it’s like the ultimate squad goals, bro.
But wait, there’s more! We got translated story and lore material that will blow your mind, and news/events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And if you use the secret codes like GFL2GIFTME and GFL2ITASHA, you’ll unlock exclusive rewards that will make you the envy of the entire server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before – it’s a whole new world of madness and mayhem that will leave you questioning reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftMadness #GirlsFrontline2Exilium #JoinTheCrazyTrain

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
$41 billion, 2024.., CraftyUkraine, economic assistance, economic development, economic relief, Finance minister, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, financial support, fiscal aid, FOREIGN AID, government aid, government funding, international aid, international funding, international support, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine economy
OMG u guys, dis server is like Ukraine getting $41 BILLION in aid, but for ur Minecraft game! u can build ur own virtual country and be da richest player everrrrr. Finance minister approved, so u know it’s legit. Join now and get ur virtual bag of money ready to make it rain in Minecraft land! 💰💰💰 #richkidsofminecraft

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TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!
Approval Ratings, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Challenges, criticism, Decline, election, Government, Historic, historic lows, justin trudeau, leadership, Lows, opposition, party defeat, political party, public opinion, public trust, setbacks, Support, Trudeau Liberals, TrudeauCraft, voter sentiment
lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made trudeau cry? yea, that’s right, our server is so epic that even the liberals can’t handle it. they tried to join but got wrecked so hard that their support fell to historic lows. like, they were begging for mercy but our players just kept slaying them left and right. it was like watching a bunch of noobs trying to take on a pro gamer. if u wanna be part of the action, come join us and see if u can survive the madness. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no turning back. u either git gud or git rekt. choose wisely, my friend.

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Block Bodega

American, BLOCK, bodega, building, Casual, Claims, Community, Discord, European, Experience, Moderators, Movie Nights, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, teleports, Vanilla, VC

Block Bodega – Fresh Map

Block Bodega’s Minecraft server is perfect for the casual player, our community welcomes all and encourages you to join our Discord Server! We have an active VC most nights and host movie nights occasionally! Our community is made up of mostly Americans and Europeans (average age ~19) with a laid back team of moderators, so take a break from work or school and hang out at the Bodega!

We like to keep things simple on the Minecraft server, this means a mostly vanilla experience, so no teleports or claims. Our plug ins are made up of vanilla tweaks, so nothing too outlandish (most plug ins are for admin purposes)! Our Rules are simple: No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking!

Block Bodega values building a community and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players <3

THIS IS NOT YOUR SINGLE PLAYER WORLD!!! WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDOTADED WAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

JOIN THE SERVER: kauzmic.xyz

JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking
What kind of community is on Block Bodega?	A mix of Americans and Europeans, with an average age of ~19
What are the server specifications?	Self-hosted with 16GBs of RAM, hosted on 7 stolen laptops

Rustic Romance 1.20.5
1.20.5, acceptance, beauty standards, discrimination, emotional connection, Human nature, Intimacy, intimacy issues, judgement, love, misconceptions, people, physical appearance, Poor, relationships, romance, Rustic, self esteem, sex, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Ugly
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the poor and ugly people are getting freaky! Like, who wouldn’t want to witness that hot mess of a situation? It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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