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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

Crafty, CREEPERS, he, he’s right, he’s right you, he’s right you know, Hes, know, right, you, You know

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	273
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	92	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	428516	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

AfraidToTryMC SMP

afraid, AfraidToTryMC, breaking barriers, challenging yourself, confronting fears, conquering fears, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, living boldly, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, self improvement, smp, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, try new things, trying new experiences

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Potions Brewed:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!