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Kagurabachi’s Creeper Clubhouse

#Swordsmanship, ancient legends, Clubhouse, creeper, Folk tales, He’s not fat, Japanese culture, Japanese folklore, japanese history, Kagurabachi, Kagurabachis, Legendary Battles, legendary heroes, legendary weapons, Martial Arts, mythical creatures, Mythology, Samurai, Shinto, Spirit creatures, supernatural beings, Taco won, yokai

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Votes:	1885
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	441

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Taco. Legend has it that Taco once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. And get this – he’s not fat! That’s right, Taco won the battle and still managed to keep his slim figure.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Taco won’t let you down!

I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

#announcement, announcement making, cniles, cniles announcement, coding, dealing with it, developer, Existence, Existing, linux, Minecraft, operating system, programming, smp, software, Technology, ubuntu, ubuntu user, web dev, web developer, web development, web development on ubuntu

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	510958	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Void Gems Collected:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

acceptance, Accountability, anger management, blockparty, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, forgiveness, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, parenting, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, starting anew

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	5239	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past mistakes and start fresh? Look no further than our server! Just like this player who turned their life around after a rough start, you too can join our server and leave all your troubles behind.

Join us for a chance to rebuild your relationships, just like this player reconnected with their family after years of turmoil. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family within our Minecraft community!

But beware, just like this player’s family couldn’t let go of the past, our players might joke about your past mistakes. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, just like this player decided to cut ties with their family for the sake of their own happiness, you can always take a break from the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave your past behind and start anew! Who knows, you might even find a new family who will support you no matter what. See you in the game!

CuttingKarenCraft

aita, ANNOYED, Basket, calling out, Calm, cart, Confrontation, Cut in Line, CuttingKarenCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, dramatic, escalate, express lane, fair, Full Groceries, grocery store, line, mistake, Polite, Waiting, WOMAN

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of dealing with rude grocery store line-cutters? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no cutting in line” policy! Our virtual express lane is always fair and orderly, so you can shop in peace without any drama.

Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.

Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!

FlexCraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, biggest flex, FlexCraft, personal growth, pride, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp, success

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crops Grown:	5964
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	129

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and trading boring old diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes while riding a unicorn made of pure rainbow blocks!

Join us if you want to show off your epic builds like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks. And don’t forget about our weekly events like “Dress Your Chicken in the Coolest Outfit” competition or “Who Can Mine the Most Obsidian in 10 Minutes” challenge.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and show off your wildest creations, join us and let’s make the blocky world a crazier and more hilarious place together!

TowelSwapCraft

bathroom, bathroom accessories, bathroom essentials, bathroom habits, cleanliness, household chores, hygiene, personal care, towel, towel care, towel changing, towel drying, towel frequency, towel lifespan, towel maintenance, towel replacement, towel tips, towel usage, towel washing, TowelSwapCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as stale as your towel after a month of use? Well, look no further because our server is like changing your towel every day – fresh, exciting, and always ready for action!

Join our server and experience a world where towels are banned and players must fend off evil mobs with nothing but their bare hands and quick wit. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a giant towel monster looking for its next victim!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of towel-fu, using their towels as weapons to defeat their enemies in epic battles. Will you join them, or will you be left drying off with a measly washcloth?

So come on down to our server and see why changing your towel in the bathroom is so last season. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and maybe even a few clean towels along the way.

VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected

Boosted, Boosters, Covid-19, COVID-19 variants, data analysis, death, Effectiveness, Healthcare, hospitalisation, immunity, infection, long-term protection, new zealand, pandemic, Population, protected, Protection, public health, research, study, vaccination, Vaccines, VaxCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we protect you better than covid vaccines protect against hospitalisation and death! we got over 5 million players in new zealand who can vouch for us, bro. our server is so lit, you’ll be protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to take you down. plus, our boosters are like power-ups that make you invincible. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel that focuses on a wide range of gaming-related content, including top 5 lists, tips and tricks, and gameplay videos. With a passionate and dedicated team of content creators, Top5Gaming has amassed a large following and continues to entertain and inform viewers with their engaging videos.

Capyland

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Custom, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Griefing, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to capyland this is a lifesteal server welcome to anybody you can steal from other players and try to survive have fun

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Pixelmon Myths and Legends – Where Pixelmon roam free and devs cry out in frustration!

1.16.5, BUILD, Chill, Community, cry, custom towns, devs, Events, Explore, Feedback, free, Friendly, Frustration, Fun, IMPROVEMENTS, laid back, Legends, minecraft server, Modded, Myths, Odyssey Region, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Legends, Pixelmon Reforged, Quests, roam, soft launch, Tournaments

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6406
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Pixelmon Legends Server Overview

Server IP	mc.pixelmon-legends.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

FAQ

Q: What is the main focus of the Pixelmon Legends server?

A: The server is all about having fun, exploring, and building a solid community. We have over 20 custom towns in the Odyssey Region, quests, and plenty of space for players to explore or build.

Q: Are there any upcoming events or tournaments on the server?

A: Yes, we are working on some cool events and tournaments that will be coming soon. There’s always something to do on the server.

Q: Can I join the server during the soft launch?

A: Yes, everything is up and running for players to jump in early. If you’re looking for a laid-back Pixelmon server with a friendly community, Pixelmon Legends is the spot.

Feel free to hop on or ask any questions. The server is open to feedback, and the community would love to see some new players join!

Block Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, BLOCK, bugmen, character event, coalition unit, Code Name Bakery, COM2NG SOON™, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, global server, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	1125	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Emeralds Found:	9418

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Bind your account to a Sunborn ID and leave those Facebook and Google logins in the dust.

Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “CrazyCraft.” Dive into our guides and resources, because this server is not for the faint of heart.

We’ve got translated story and lore material that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman on caffeine. And don’t even get us started on the news and events – new Re-Supply Gachas, Coalition Units, and Theater Modes that will have you saying “Diamonds? What diamonds?”

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal. Remember, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life. See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory!