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SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP

American discrimination, assholes online, cultural bias, German discrimination, internet behavior, Minecraft, online aggression, online anonymity, online attitudes, online behavior, online communication, online etiquette, online hostility, online interactions, online personas, online rudeness, online trolling, rude behavior, smp, SMPAssholeAlert, social behavior, social norms, two-faced behavior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7793	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

BabyDaddyDutyGoneWrong

adoption, baby daddy, BabyDaddyDutyGoneWrong, Boundaries, Communication, Complications, Conflict, daycare, ex boyfriend, family, finances, Help, nephew, paternity test, postpartum, Pregnancy, relationship, Sacrifices, sister, temporary living, twin

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos just like this insane family situation!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a virtual world where your twin sister is constantly asking you to take care of her baby while she sits back and relaxes. But wait, there’s a twist! The baby’s real father is nowhere to be found and drama ensues as you try to navigate this crazy family dynamic.

But that’s not all! You’ll also have to deal with financial struggles, postpartum complications, and the constant pressure to adopt a child that isn’t even yours. Will you be the hero of the story and save the day, or will you end up in a virtual family feud that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of baby drama. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

KindCraft SMP: Kindness Boost!

act of kindness, Boost, brighten someone’s day, community support, compassion, feel-good moment, Generosity, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Impact, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading kindness, stranger, touching moment, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server out there! We have a community of players who are always ready to prank each other, build ridiculous structures, and go on wild adventures together.

One time, a player on our server left a trail of diamond blocks leading to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. It was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, except the rainbow was made of lava and the leprechaun was a creeper in a top hat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can make friends, pull off insane stunts, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures, then join us and become part of the madness! Who knows, you might even receive a random act of kindness that will blow your mind and change your Minecraft life forever.

MineCraftMoodBoost

coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellness, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, MinecraftMoodBoost, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Star Shards Collected:	200	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our virtual world is like a magical wonderland where all your stress and worries disappear as you mine, build, and explore. Rumor has it that even the creepers on our server have been trained in the art of relaxation techniques, so you can peacefully coexist with them without fear of explosion. So come on in and let our pixelated paradise work its magic on your mental health!

StarveCraft Minecraft Server

appalled, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, extremism, foreign policy, Gazans, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Justified, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Server, Smotrich, starvation, StarveCraft, suggestion, united states, US

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier ideas than smotrich suggesting starving gazans is a good idea. we believe in feeding our players with endless fun and excitement, not starvation. our server is so lit, even the US is appalled by how awesome it is. come build, mine, and survive with us as we create a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so join now and let’s show the world how minecraft should really be played!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL

Attack, cyber attack, diplomatic tensions, Disinformation, Explanation, fake news, foreign policy, government response, information warfare, intelligence analysis, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk region attack, kyiv, lol, media manipulation, military conflict, Misinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian disinfo, security threat, U.S. demands

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner russian disinfo agent and demand explanations from kyiv about attacks in kursk region. build ur own propaganda machine and spread fake news like a pro. team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world. come join us for a wild ride of misinformation and mayhem!

MicrobeCraft: Microwave Mayhem

(Domestic), adaptation, Appliances, Bacteria, biotechnological potential, discovery, Environment, innovation, kitchen, Laboratory, MAYHEM, MicrobeCraft, Microbes, microbiology, Microbiome, microwave, microwaves, new information, research, sampling, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the microbes in our microwaves are actually super cool creatures ready to party with u!!! imagine cooking ur food and then BAM a tiny microbial party starts in ur microwave!!! u can be friends with them and go on epic adventures together in our server!!! who knew microwaves could be so lit??? join now for the most unique gaming experience ever!!! 🎉🔥🚀

Realm of Rhaya

auraskills, Biomes, Conflict, continents, Custom Map, Dynmap, Economy, FANTASY, fast travel, Geopolitics, History, Java 1.21, Lore, minecraft server, Nation building, play.realmofrhaya.com, port systems, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, train technology, Victorian, Wars

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to the Realm of Rhaya! Our server is based in the geopolitics of a victorian fantasy era!

Rhaya has a completely custom 10k by 10k map with a multitude of different biomes and continents to lay your claim!

We have many plugins to assist in creating an intriguing geopolitical experience, such as Towny, Dynmap, AuraSkills and many more! We’ve developed custom fast travel throughout the world with the advent of train technology and port systems along the coast!

Create & build up your nation! Publish your story through lore in the wiki! Create conflict through wars to shape the world’s history and make a name for yourself within the Realm of Rhaya!

IP Java 1.21: play.realmofrhaya.com Website:https://realmofrhaya.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/8eFTepfNuY Wiki: https://rhayarealm.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

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TalentFreedomMC Server

artistic freedom, Authenticity, creativity, Expression, Individuality, Interpretation, Meaning, not shitposting, originality, personal growth, Self-expression, Server, talent development, talent discovery, talent empowerment, talent exploration, talent freedom, talent fulfillment, talent potential, talent realization, TalentFreedomMC, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for rare ores in a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the ground is made of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky chair.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun. Who needs talent freedom when you can have this level of insanity?

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – MineCrafters United

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Andreana, arknights, beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Firewhistle, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, Kirara, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Min, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Misaligned Sightseer, Nightingale, Papyrus, Pozyomka, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Sand Reckoner, smp, Sniper Narantuya, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Toddifons, United, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy, Whisperain

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	2261	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever join! We have 6 Caster Lin casting spells left and right, 6 Guard Thorns guarding the most epic treasures, and 5* Supporter Proviso supporting you through all your crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic battle between 6 Defender Shu and 6 Guard Zuo Le as they fight for dominance over the land. And don’t forget about the 5* Vanguard Wan Qing who is ready to lead you into battle with style.

And if that’s not enough, we have Trials for Navigator #4 where you can earn the Purestream skin and show off your swag to all your friends. Plus, with skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska and Surtr, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!