Hes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

”>he’s not Nacho-pilled Minecraft SMP”

Caring, comfort, compassion, emotional, Empathy, feeling bad, Hes, Minecraft, Nacho, Nacho cheese, Nacho community, Nacho empathy, Nacho enthusiast, Nacho lover, Nacho solidarity, Nacho support, Nachopilled, not Nachopilled, Sadness, smp, Support, Sympathy, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and rules are meant to be broken.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! We have legendary stories of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks, defeated the Wither with nothing but a wooden sword, and tamed a pack of wolves to do their bidding.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness today!

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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

BAH, Bah gawd, beat, beat harder, commentary, dramatic moments, funny quotes, Gawd., Gettin, Harder, Hes, iconic catchphrases., intense match, internet humor, King, Minecraft, Ohio, skibidi toilet, smp, social media, Sports Entertainment, viral video, wrestling, wrestling announcers, wrestling fans, wrestling memes, wwe

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Super Man, But He’s Bulgarian Minecraft Server

bulgarian, Bulgarian culture, Bulgarian descent, Bulgarian heritage, Bulgarian identity, Bulgarian origin, Bulgarian pride, Bulgarian superhero, Bulgarian superhero character, Bulgarian superhero comic, Bulgarian superhero concept, Bulgarian superhero film, Bulgarian superhero movie, Bulgarian superhero mythology, Bulgarian superhero origin, Bulgarian superhero story, Bulgarian superpowers, comic book hero, Hes, man, Minecraft, Server, Super, Super Man, SuperHero

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have super man, but he’s Bulgarian on our server! That’s right, watch as super man flies around the server speaking in a thick Bulgarian accent and saving the day in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join our server for the chance to team up with super man and take on evil villains like Dr. Creeper and Captain Enderman. But be warned, super man’s kryptonite is actually… Bulgarian feta cheese! So make sure to keep it away from him at all costs.

Not only will you get to witness super man’s Bulgarian shenanigans, but you’ll also have access to exclusive Bulgarian-themed builds and minigames. From a giant replica of the Rila Monastery to a game of Bulgarian folk dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, super man with a Bulgarian twist!

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MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

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He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

Better Than You, he’s better, he’s better than you, Hes, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

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He’s Right Minecraft Server

alternative media, comedian, critical inquiry, establishment, Hes, hot wings, Jewish, joe rogan, kikes, MAGA moment, mainstream media, Minecraft, NBC News, podcasting, presidential elections, Prime energy drinks, relatable, revolution, Server, shills, system politicians, trump, truth-tellers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

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He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

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He’s One Of Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allegiance, Alliance, belonging, belongingness, brotherhood, camaraderie, Community, Companionship, Connection, family, HE’S ONE OF US, Hes, inclusion, loyalty, Minecraft, Server, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Tribe, Unity

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, HE’S ONE OF US! That’s right, our owner is actually a talking llama who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and ride them all day long.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a giant hot tub made entirely of lava. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the walls are lined with golden carrots and emerald blocks.

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of slime blocks and bounce your way to victory. So come on, join us and remember, HE’S ONE OF US!

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He’s Not Wrong SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, LYNEY, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the characters are as colorful as a rainbow on steroids! Join us and meet Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who spreads love and peace like confetti at a party. Ororon is here too, with hues so elusive and unfathomable, you’ll question if you’re actually seeing them or just tripping on some funky mushrooms.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara, a lineup so epic even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with bows like Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic that will make you feel like Legolas on steroids.

Join our server now and participate in the “Claw Convoy” event, live until December 2nd. Trust us, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. And don’t forget to claim your daily check-in rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

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/Diamonds/ – Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 4chan, 90s trance, album release, album submission, board suggestion, cover art, DEADLINE, diamonds, digital music production, Feedback, file sharing, lossless format, Minecraft, music making, music production, music site, smp, submission guidelines, submission process, Theme, wikis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with insanity and chaos!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approaches you, asking for a dance-off! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a revolution against the cows, demanding equal rights for all farm animals? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music production competition you’ve ever seen. Join in on the fun and create your very own 90s trance masterpiece to be featured on our 14th album. Who knows, maybe your track will become the next big hit on YouTube!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of creativity!

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Woke-Free Minecraft Server

anti woke, conflicting ideologies, identity crisis, left wing, Minecraft, outcast, political affiliations, political alignment, political beliefs, political divide, political identity, political ideologies, political polarization, political spectrum, political views, right wing, Server, social justice, social movements, social outcast, societal norms, WokeFree

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

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Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

Adventure, alone, ALRIGHT, apartment, Experience, family, fat, Grandma, Grandmas, holidays, home, Memories, Miserable, mom, NEGATIVE, past, Positive, smp, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, turkey, Visit, WORST

Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

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Anime & Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime favorites, anime favorites list, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Rankings, anime ratings, favorite anime, favorite anime characters, favorite characters, favorite characters list, favorite series, favorite shows, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, sorting anime., sorting by rating, sorting favorites, sorting list, Top Anime, top characters

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

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The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

aew, AEWtists, Audience, Chant, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Fans, fucking, Main Event, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, SUUUUUUUUCKS.., Unnecessary, WOOOOOOOAH, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

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So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Amorim, Amr, Bodo/Glimts, determination, Effort, Europa League, FAITH, FATIGUE, forumscp, Happened, in, Injuries, Lads, manchester united, Minecraft, mug, optimism, out, Pain, Reinforcements, Season, smp, SUICIDE, Tactics, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

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