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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6580 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Hamas just dropped a vid of Hersh Goldberg-Polin doing the chicken dance in a diamond helmet! It’s lit, I tell ya! And if you join our server, you can do the chicken dance too, but with a twist – you gotta do it while riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate challenge, bruh! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying llamas that drop TNT on unsuspecting players. So come on down and join the madness, cuz this server is where dreams come true…or get blown up, whatever comes first!
