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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8375 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
