Herpes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBrains: Herpes Triggered Fun

BlockyBrains, controversial link, HPV-1, human herpesviruses, cognitive decline

Yo, yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience a wild ride like no other.

Ever wondered what would happen if Herpesviruses (HPV-1) decided to invade the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, they do! Watch as these sneaky viruses infect players and turn them into zombies with a craving for brains (and diamonds)!

But that’s not all! Our server takes things to the next level by suggesting that Herpesviruses could trigger Alzheimer’s disease by activating transposable elements. That’s right, folks, forget about mining for diamonds, now you gotta mine for memories!

Join us on this crazy adventure where HHVs and Alzheimer’s disease collide in a whirlwind of chaos and confusion. Who knows what will happen next? Will you survive the virus invasion or succumb to the dreaded disease? There’s only one way to find out – join our server now!

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AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes

Injuries, HSV-1 reactivation, human brain tissue model, reactivation, Brain

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans? well do we have the server for u!

picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!

we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!

so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!

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CondimentCraft

knife, herpes, Mayo, Hot Dogs, childish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the drama between our players! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and get caught up in the craziest sibling rivalry you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.

But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

hsv, cold sores, HerpesCraft, sexual partners, incurable disease

so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!

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Crafting with Herpes

Global, herpes, Crafting, viral infections, Healthcare

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.

join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.

so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!

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Crafty Buy Fag Minecraft SMP

Buyfag, Collecting, collector’s item, price comparison, fan community

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is rare collectible figures! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the most valuable figures in the land. Rumor has it, there’s a secret figure hidden deep within the Nether that grants its owner god-like powers in-game. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate Buyfagsbro?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Senchou, a figure so rare and powerful that it’s said to bring good luck to anyone who possesses it. Some say that those who own the Senchou figure are blessed with incredible building skills and unbeatable PvP prowess. Are you brave enough to seek out this mythical figure and harness its power for yourself?

So come on, fellow Buyfagsbros, join us on this wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, figure trading, and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows what kind of crazy antics we’ll get up to next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legendary figure collector!

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FoxRealm

Prisons, Skyblock, #exciting, planned, Survival

Welcome to FoxRealm.eu – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Are you ready to dive into the exciting worlds of SkyBlock and Prisons? At FoxRealm.eu, an unforgettable gaming experience awaits you!

And that’s just the beginning! At FoxRealm.eu, we have many exciting game modes and features planned to continuously enhance your gaming experience. Keep an eye out for new updates and events that will offer you unforgettable adventures!

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Desert Diplomat Minecraft Server

MONEY, Government, influence, Minecraft, Greed

Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians and their shady deals? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only bribes you’ll see are in the form of diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so corrupt, even the creepers are in on it – they’ll explode in your face if you don’t pay up!

With connections to government officials (our admin’s uncle is a senator, no big deal), you’ll see firsthand just how dumb and corrupt politicians can be. Who needs real-world politics when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold in pixelated glory? Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the loot and treasure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!

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Apparently, Queen Elizabeth was Anti-Semitic – Minecraft SMP

discriminatory behavior, public figure, British History, intolerance, Elizabeth

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even Queen Elizabeth is getting in on the action! That’s right, she’s joined our server and she’s causing quite the stir with her controversial opinions. But hey, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where even royalty is getting involved?

Join us for a chance to team up with Queen Elizabeth herself and take on crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden treasure that Queen Elizabeth has stashed away in her secret dungeon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a royally good time!

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

art, creativity, Crafty, Anime, sex scenes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of blocky wonders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of female mangaka who are rumored to be the best at drawing sexy scenes and fanservice in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that their art is so captivating, it has been known to make players forget they’re even in a virtual world.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous artwork. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft manga!

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