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Blocky Jews Minecraft Server

4th Reich, 9/11, aristocracies, behavioral alliance, big industries, blocky, catholicism, CCP, churches, cia, cocaine, European aristocracies, GENOCIDING, German national socialist, heroin, Ideology, internet age, ivy leagues, Jews, Minecraft, nazism, power levels, quantum AI, russia, russians, Server, snake eating its own tail, socialite circles, SPIES, trafficking, uk, ukrainians, united states, US patriotism, white race, world domination, WWII

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	801
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	162	Dragon Eggs Found:	4072
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secret society that has been pulling the strings behind the scenes for centuries! From controlling world governments to manipulating the course of history, these mysterious figures are now ready to reveal their ultimate plan for world domination – and it’s up to you to stop them!

Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?

With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug epidemic, drug overdose, drug shortage, drug trade, drug trafficking, EuroCraft, Europe, Europe drug problem, heroin, heroin alternatives, heroin crisis, heroin shortage, illegal drugs, Minecraft, Narcotics, opioid epidemic, public health crisis, Server, substance abuse, Ultimate

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crops Grown:	2931
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4042	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Villages Defended:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	328758	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	2937
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	337	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Potions Brewed:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Farms Harvested:	703
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	5163	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6975
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6979
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7434
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

MomCraft16: No Takebacks

#mother-son bond, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, MomCraft16, mother-daughter relationship, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, Motherhood, parental favoritism, parental neglect, parenting issues, sibling rivalry, Takebacks, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Items Found:	8468

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!