heroic tales

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
Banana Oasis 1.21.1

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Hey you! Yes, you! Do you like bananas? Well, our Minecraft server is the only place where you can find a magical banana that will grant you superpowers!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of banana hunting and become the ultimate banana warrior in the Minecraft universe.

But beware, there can only be ONE banana, so you better act fast and claim it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest banana adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
VacayVeto Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all your real-life drama? Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast with other players!

Feeling overwhelmed by your clingy friend who can’t accept that you have a life outside of them? Well, on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their drama again! No more guilt trips about not prioritizing them – prioritize yourself and your Minecraft creations instead!

And if you ever feel like you need a vacation from your friend, just log onto our server and travel to exotic biomes, battle fierce mobs, and mine for rare resources. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with clingy friends and guilt trips. Let’s play Minecraft and forget about all the drama!

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New Server IP
DadCraft20: No Coming Out Required

Coming, DadCraft20, required

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier adventures than meeting up with a long-lost abusive dad in a cafe. Our server is so lit, even your estranged family members will want to join in on the fun.

We have epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have your back like a wife texting for help in a sketchy situation. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

So come on over and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a long-lost creeper relative ready to blow up your world. Just remember, no hate for meeting up with explosive family members – we’ve all been there.

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New Server IP
WeirdTurnOnsMinecraftSMP

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OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. And then I met this player who could build a castle out of dirt in like 5 seconds, it was insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where we ride on giant chickens and throw exploding potatoes at each other. And our community events include a fashion show for our pet wolves and a hot dog eating contest with creepers. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as weird as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

Banana Oasis 1.21.1

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

DadCraft20: No Coming Out Required

WeirdTurnOnsMinecraftSMP